Due to tragic shifts in economics and technology, today’s mass media caters almost exclusively to children and sunsetting baby boomers. But back in the ’90s, it was still possible for teenagers to own a significant slice of the pop cultural visibility pie. Hollywood unloaded a wholesale onslaught of films for and about teenagers midway through the decade; and while mid-budget comedies typical go directly to streaming nowadays, teen flicks of a time before Netflix and HBO Max had the opportunity to become bona fide big screen blockbusters.
What does any of this have to do with astrology? Well, in a direct, immediate, concrete sense, it has nothing to do with astrology. However, let us keep in mind that matters pertaining to the cosmic locations of the Sun and the Moon’s possible impact on human personalities based on our time and dates of birth are rarely cut and dry. Also, we know people read lists that explain which Avenger connects to your zodiac sign. Some folks argue that astrology isn’t real, but it’s definitely based on better evidence than The Avengers, who definitely do not exist at all. Not everything needs to be an exercise in logic, y’know?
So which ’90s teen movie represents you on the zodiac? Glue your eyeballs to this screen and buckle up as we journey through the zodiac.